How would you rate me? Ratings order is ; 1 to 9.99 So people go nowwwww (;

[b]LOOK HERE YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE...[/b] January 01 - 09 ~ Dog January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse January 25 - 31 ~ Lion ... February 01 ...

First Day of college. . . Boy sees a beautiful girl sitting right next to him, & he writes on paper “i love you, do you love me ?” . . Sh...

Fa=40/ Rexona=35/ Safeguard=30 Lux=40 lifeboy=15 Silk=30 Imperial=20 Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo

In an Aeroplane, after 4-5 drinks-. . . British- I will sleep now. American- I want to work on internet. German- I will watch movies now. Ch...

5 things that Bollywood movies taught us: 1. Atleast one of the identical twins born is evil..!! 2. While defusing a bomb, don't worry which wir...

Wedding speech from modern girl to her in laws: My dear new family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new house... Firstly I must tell you that...

Ma frnz share Gujarati, a Madrasi and a Santa were doing construction work on the 20th floor of a building. They were having lunch. As Gujju ope...

Who wants to talk to me? Raise your hands .nose.

Musa: Akpos! Wetin you de do so? Akpos: I dey try commit suicide, as Papa dey always complain say my life dey worthless! Musa: That one no good now,...

Pandit ek ladki waale ghar mein shaadi k liye ladke ki baat karne gaya. Pandit: Aap logon ko kaisa ladka chahiye?" Ladki Wale: Humein aisa ladka...

Hi Uncle Tom, I am a lady aged 26, I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home, I drove for just about 2 km from home & my car engine started...

18 yr old boy . will u marry me ? . . . . 18 yr old girl . get lost ! no ! . . . 5 yr old boy . will u marry me ? . . . . . 18...

Mom : wake up, son its time 2 go 2 college. Son : y mom? I dnt want 2 go 2 clg. Mom : gimme 2 reasn y u dnt want 2 go 2 clg? Son : 1. All students ...

Teacher: What is the shape of the Earth? Student: I Don't Know. Teacher: Well! What Kind Of Earrings Does Your Girlfriend Wear? Student: Square ...

First, ask your Internet Provider to mail you an Unsubscribing Kit. Then follow the directions. The kit will most likely be the standard no-fault t...

Rahul Gandhi walks into A Bank to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says, Good morning sir, would you please cash this check for me? ...

What is the best news n the worst news u can hear at the same time? It's when ur girlfriend says u are the best kisser among all ur friends.

AfFu's DoG's HoUsE hAs A sIGnBoArD oN iT, sAyInG........ "BEWARE OF AFFU" -funny-

There was a Group named called by Reddvils' The captain was Mr_Ra0' -toot- one day mr_Rao_created shout My requiest fr0m all redevils members ' pl...