Mom : wake up, son its time 2 go 2 college. Son : y mom? I dnt want 2 go 2 clg. Mom : gimme 2 reasn y u dnt want 2 go 2 clg? Son : 1. All students hate me. 2. All teachers hate me. Mom : oh! Tht nt a reasn. Cm on, u ve 2 go 2 clg. . . Son : gimme me 2 reasn y i should go 2 clg. . . Mom : 1. U r 52 yrs old& 2. U r da Principal of the college.