Fishball, Kikiam, Quail eggz at kung anu ano pang mga street foodz.,hmm.,-yum-
Nasasarapan aq s mga toh., kso pinagbabawalan aq kc marumi daw mga ...

रिश्ते और बर्फ के गोले एक समान ही होते हैं...जिसे बनाना तो आ...

ox: key bolti tu cow: key me bOlu ox: sun cow:suna ox: aati key ghosala cow: key karu aake me ghosla ox: ghosle me jayange gober failayange mas...

ek baar ek sardar(santa singh) ek call girl k paas jata he. call girl 1000 rupye lene k baad gayeb ho jati he. santa ka mood off ho jata hai.....vo ek...

ek kavi hrday ne restorant ki diwwar pr likha--'kag dahii pr jaan gavayo' . ek profeser ne kuch yu padha 'kagad hii pr jaan gavayo' . ek rota pitt...

This is a poll that should be sentiment free.

burnst toast aur pregnant girlfriend me kya similarity hai? in both cases boy thinks 'ek minute pahle Nikal liya hota to kitna acha rehta.'

ek baar ek ldka plane se Mumbai ja rha tha. vo plane me baar baar toilet ja rha tha... ye dekhkr air hostess boli 'aapko Chain nhi he kya? panch min...

GF & BF were watching a Boxing match in which a boxer knocked out in just one round. BF disguesting 'oh its all over in just one minute' . GF 'Now ...

Gandhi ji ne kabhi nhi socha tha ki insaan ko private job bhi krna padega. agr socha hota to chautha Bander bhi bnaya hota jo apna pichhwara dhak ker ...

Commen reactions after sex:- 1) PROSTITUTE-chl ja ab.. 2) GIRL Friend- shadi kb kroge janu? 3) FRIEND's wife- ab fir kis din aaoge? 4) WIFE- ab 5 ...

ek ldki ki bra pr likha tha '93.5 Red FM' . . uski panty pr kya likha tha...? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . uski panty pr l...

Sharma ji ki party me Verma ji k paas aakr Mrs. Sharma boli''Mr. Verma aapne to kuch liya hii nhi?'' aur chicken leg unke plate me daalkr chali jati h...

kavi yad aye to ek bar kahna , kavi sagar bankar mere aakho me rahna, par kavi alvid na kahna

50 साल पहले-- हिन्दू:-यह पंडितो और ब्रह्मणो का मंदिर है यहाँ ...

ek sharabi nashe me jhumta hua ja rha tha. raaste me use do ldkiya aaps me jhagda krte hue deekhi.... 1st girl-''bhagwan kre teri shadi es sharabi se...

"Sardiyan phir Aa Gain... Magar... Shadi Is Saal Bhi Nahi Hoi Phr Wohi Razaai... Or Wohi Tanhaai....

ek ladka ladki ke baap se-''mujhe aapki ladki ka hath de do.'' ladki ka baap-''kuon?'' ladka-''kyunki ab mera hath thak gya he''

ek bhullakadd aadmi ne nahane ke baad apna kachha(underwear) flat ke bahr lgi rope pr sukhne ke liye tang diya. bgl me pdosin ku chaddi b tangi dekhk...

ek pagal aadmi bazar me nanga ghumm rha tha.. ..usko 'VO' bahut bada tha.. .. ek aurat (lady) ne use dekhker kaha 'humara desh tarrakki kese krega?...