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bad-apple 2009/03/05 06:36
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
W-CUBE 2010/02/18 09:13
Watch out 4 more Later.
Rajjar 2009/03/11 22:47
A political candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
Rajjar 2009/03/11 22:46
Hilarious!
shangh 2009/05/08 09:52
As crazy as the definer
Fox 2009/05/03 19:22
not 2bad 75% mark
chuTzpah 2009/03/13 13:39
i d0esnt have dEfiniti0ns lyk dat. .
Cutie-pie 2009/03/23 21:21
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W-CUBE 2010/02/18 09:06
BROADWAY:
A place were ppl spnd moni dey havn't ernd 2 buy tins dey don't nid 2 impres ppl dey don't lyk.
BUDGET:
A method of woryn b4 u spend insted of aftaward.
Slim-D 2009/07/16 18:30
Cool
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Popeye 2009/03/09 05:47
Lolz cool
-linda- 2009/03/05 10:09
-moods- keep it up*giggles*
bad-apple 2009/03/05 06:37
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
OFFICE:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
CLASSIC:
A book which people praise, but never read
YAWN:
The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth
ETC:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
COMMITTEE:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their Mistakes
ATOM BOMB:
An invention to bring an end to all inventions
PHILOSOPHER:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
bad-apple 2009/03/05 06:38
DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
OPPORTUNIST:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river
OPTIMIST:
A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
PESSIMIST:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY
MISER:
A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!
POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later
FATHER:
A banker provided by nature
CRIMINAL:
A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught
BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you.
bad-apple 2009/03/05 06:40
If you have got more definitions like these,plz post them here
enjoy folks !!!
PsYcHo 2009/03/11 15:29
oh my god !! u Rock !
AFEIDOWU 2009/03/12 00:40
i don't know what to say.
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