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Girl: How much u love me? Boy: Like sajahan. Girl: Then when will u build Taj Mahal? Boy: Already purchased land. Now waiting for your de...

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One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides inhis single prop show plane for *1...

examination hall : play ground,student : batsman,pen : bat,invigilator : umpire,[b]hard questi...

A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out o...

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Guys please stop making jokes on me otherwise I will delete the Internet.. This massage is being sent by Rajnikanth in the interest of hum...

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Once akki and vipul were going to forest for adventure they had a conversation Akki : let's kill that elephant. -strong- Vipul : .pun...

Who can answer this question? If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects then how could they expect a single student to learn all the subj...

*pee dreams* why is there never a good toilet in pee dreams, i had one last night, and the toilets were broke. or people were watching so i cou...

1st law : Every particle of d sperm tries 2 be in its state of rest or of uniform motion unless an external vaginal or muscular force acts on it. 2...

LIFE BEFORE COMPUTER WINDOW was a square hole in a room. APPLICATION was something written in paper. MOUSE was an animal. KEYBOARD was a piano. FILE w...

3 men who wer bOut to go to outer space but dey wer only gven 1 THING to bring. man1: ok, i wanna go w/ my wife, i think i cannOt go w/o my wif...

[BEFORE MARRIAGE] BOY: I have been waiting for this day. GIRL: Do you want me to leave? ... BOY: NO!! GIRL:Do you love me? BOY: Of course! GI...

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked theother, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" ...

Me and Akki were planning for our valentine's date.. AKKI:Jaan,where do you want to spend our valentine's date? ME: in cemetery,jaan.. AKKI:wha...

Man: Lord, what is a million years like to You God: its like 1 second Man: And what is a million dollars like to You God: its like one nai...

"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked. "Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle o...