3 FRIENDS going to their
room at 100th floor of
building!
One day LIFT was not
working......!
They start to walk in
steps !
.
.
1st person to...
1.A ghost first looks both
sides before
crossing the road
2.The T.V still makes noise even if you
put it on vol 1
3.Millionaires have a
"gateMan...
Nurse lost her little cat in the hospital....
Nurse:- 'Any one got a pussy?' (all women stood up)
'I mean, any one seen a pus...
Three fishermen are out sailing when suddenly a hand appears in the sea.
Hearts.Devil:Whats dat?!It's Gul hand.-wave-It looks as if he is drowning!
...
A doctor walks in2 his patient's room. D doctor tells him,"i hav some bad news n some worse news. Which one do u want 2 hear first?". "well, giv me 24...
By: MisIndependent • 2010/09/15 15:31
A girl died
and her soul was taken to
heaven,
angels were shocked to
see her heart still
beating . . .
Girl replied,
"i myt b dead but my lover...
Samu was at the bar one night and complained abt having headache.
Mr.A : I have a beaute cure for a headache.Whenever I have a headache I head home &...
If you're gonna kiss the poster above you,which part of the face would you kiss him or her??
Let's be professionally fun!l0lz
guess the next pers0n il fan of which sport?
cricket,
football,
tennis,
hockey.
What thing of yours love you would like tobe?
By: StoRmLeSs • 2010/06/03 13:51
Technically there are seven
Types of Ladies:
1) Haerd disc Lady:
She remembers everything
forever.
2) Ram Lady:
Forgets about you the m...
Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.
"Martin Luther"
Girl: How much do you love me?
Boy: Look at the sky and count the
stars.
Girl: But, it's daytime...
Boy: Haha, exactly.