A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've...
Hi friends. can you digest this :P Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to th...
3 engineers and 3 accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the 3 accountants each buy tickets and watch as the 3 engineers ...
PRINCLPAL said: if any boy goes to girls hostek RS.100/-fine for 1st time 200/- for 2nd time. 1 boy askd, sir how much for monthly pass?
The unreasonable wife my wife and i were watching who wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, Do u wnt to av sex? No...
According To William Sexfears Law Of Reverse Dynamics When A Man Becomes Rich He Becomes Naughty& When A Woman Becomes Naughty, She Becomes Rich.....
The American farted and said: Oh,excuse me.. The British farted and said: Oh, pardon me... The Canadian farted and said: Oh, sorry... The Fil...
Hi frndz here i wil post forward joke sms's.. Read nd njoY.. .wink. (source-internet)
Grandfather said to his grandson, 'When I was your age, my father gave me an apple and 3 blackberries for my birthday...' Grandson said, 'Wow, y...
George Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor says, "Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we ...
India pak semi final post ponded? April fool in advance -funny-
You Know You're In Trouble When... ...Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich. ...Your suggestion box starts ticking. ......
biggest collection, of the world's biggest lies ever told... The check is in the mail. I'll respect you in the morning. I'm from your governm...
ARITHMETIC
Four year old Johnny was very good at Arithmetic.
His parents were showing him off as usual at...
The world's best and most famous conductor makes a small mistake while conducting the New York Symphony Orchestra. The audience didn't notice, the orc...
CREATIVITY GAME
Let's see how creative my professional friends are.
[b]A boy who is critically ill needs your praye...
TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED... 10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk". 9. The school principal has...