Cuhe ko billi lagi goori
goori,
dono milne lage choori
choori,
chune ne billi se kaha aa
chal khele aankh micholi,
billi ne cuhe ko khaya
cuhe ne marte marte
chillaya
*I HATE LUV STORY*
Dog ne cat ko kiya
prpose.........................
Dog ne cat ko kiya
prpose.
Aur diya red rose.
Dono ho gye shadi ko
taiyar.
Pr ghr walo ko tha inkar.
Bole ye shadi nhi hone
wali
Q ki ladki nhi chalegi
muchho wali...
Thukra De koi Toh Dil Toot
Jata hai
Toot Jati hai Yadein,
Jab koi Apna Samaj Nahi
Pata hai
Sach Kahte hai Duniya
wale
Insaan Sabse Jeet kar,
Ant mein Apno se Haar
Jata hai
Chhookar Mere Man Ko
Kiya Tune Kya Ishara..
Chhookar Mere Man Ko
Kiya Tune Kya Ishara..
Badla Yeh Mausam
Lage Pyaara Jag Saara...
Chhookar Mere Man Ko
Kiya Tune Kya Ishaara...
Tu Jo Kahe Jeeva Bhar
Tere Liye Main
Gaaoon..Tere Liye Main
Gaaoon
Geet Tere Bolon Pe
Likht…
Teachr: Batao kanjoos kon
hota hai? Student:Sir jisko
hum 100 msg b karen
mager wo koi reply na
kare Teachr:Good, koi
example b do iski student:
Apki beti.
Coz She only love Me
when I cloze my Eyes
Dat's why i call her Dream
Girl , Dream Girl
She's the only one Dat
only gives me Butterflies
I see Her in My Dream
Girl..Dream Girl
Said i must be trippin
Up un... mi Feel so fine
My girl Co ya Hipz and ya
lipz and ya ties..…
Son : papa bache jyada
intelligent hote hai ya
baap ?
father: baap
son: papa phone kisne
banaya?
father: Graham bell ne.
son: uske baap ne kyo nhi
banaya
mere to us waqt hos udh
gaye jab wo mujhe sms
send ki.
I Love You Jaan.
wala msg galti se ap pe
chala gaya bhai jaan.
Koi to book hoti jispe DIL
luta dete ,
Har teacher jisne dimag
khaya usey nipta dete,
Ab syllabus dekh k sochte
hai ki ,
1 mahina aur hota to
duniya…
Engrej - GANDHI k dono
kan kat do.
GANDHI-nhi me andha ho
jaunga.
Engrej-Bewakuf kan katne
se admi andha nhi hota.
GANDHI-Salle chasma kya
tere baap k kan pe
pehnunga
aankhein bandh karke, jo
ik chehra, nazar aaya the face i see when i close
my eyes
woh tumhi ho, eh sanam,
woh tumhi ho, eh sanam is yours, my love
aankhein bandh karke, jo
ik chehra, nazar aaya the face i see when i close
my eyes
aankhein bandh karke, jo
ik chehra, naza…
Salaam-e-ishq meri jaan
zara kabool kar lo
(husne walon ki napocho
keh onki raate ka aalam
tanha kisi gozarta hay
joda ho hamsafar jis ka
woh onko yaad karta hay
na ho jiska koye to woh
melnay ki faryaad karta
hay)
Salaam-e-ishq meri jaan
zara kabool kar lo
Tum humse…