GiRL : WHERE is my BiRTHDAY GiFT?
Boy : ROAD pe RED COLOUR ki CAR
DEKH rahi
ho?
GiRL KHUSHi se : WOWwwww
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Boy : SAME COLOUR ki NAiL-POLiSH
tere Liye
Laya hoon..
God:What do you want?
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Boy:A very beautiful girl!
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God:If you are a muslim I will give
you
Katrina,
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if you are a hindu I will give you
Kareena,
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if you are a christian I will give you
Genilia,
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what's ur name?
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Boy:Abdul Vijay Fernandes.
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God:Rakh…
Six Things boys do in the
examination hall :
1.Counting Number of Girls.
2.Sighting the Lady Superviser.
3.Counting How Many Windows &
Doors.
4.Seeing the brand name of the
pen.
5.Feelings for wasting yesterday's
night by not studying.
6.Think to study well atleast fo…