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jason-mraz im yours
Well you doNe doNe me and you bet i feLt it. I trieD to be chiLL buT you're so hoT that i meLted i fell right through the cracks,and i'm trying to get back before the cool done run out! i'LL be giving it my bestet. .Nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention.I reckon its…
chinese jews
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?""I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?""I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and h…
a sailor army jokes
The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor's experience in the Army.After turning in from a four to eight watch the seaman overslept and missed muster. When questioned he said: "Due to my metabolic inability to cope with change I did not respond to exte…
a doctor n a lawyer
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the center of the road.They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, although neither is hurt.It's impossible to assess blame for the accident on either however. They both get out. O…
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the center of the road.They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, although neither is hurt.It's impossible to assess blame for the accident on either however. They both get out. O…
low florida
Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans, Jeans
Boots with the fur With the fur
The whole club was lookin at her She hit the flo ,She hit the flo
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low
Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps, With th…
Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans, Jeans
Boots with the fur With the fur
The whole club was lookin at her She hit the flo ,She hit the flo
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low
Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps, With th…
