Early one morning, a mother wentin to wake up
her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to
school!”
“But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.”
“Give me two reasons why you don’t want to
go.”
“Well, the kids hate me for one, and the
teachers hate me, too!”
“Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come
on now and get ready.”
“Give me two reasons why I should go to
school.”
“Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for
another, you’re the Principal!”
Watta joke 
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Nyc one