An E U L O G Y on F A R T S💨💨💨
A fart is a pleasant thing, it gives the belly ease, it warms the bed in winter, and suffocates the fleas.🐜
A fart can be quiet,🔇 a fart can be loud,📢 some leave a powerful, poisonous cloud💨😷💨
A fart can be short, or a fart can be long, some farts have been known to sound like a song......🎤🎤
A fart can create a most curious medley, a fart can be harmless, or silent, and deadly.☠
A fart might not smell,🙊 while others are vile, a fart may pass quickly, or linger a while...
A fart can occur in a number of places, and leave everyone there, with strange looks on their faces.😖😣😤😧😦☹
From wide-open prairie, to small elevators, a fart will find all of us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad is simply not true- We must never forget.......Sweet old farts like you!😘😆😘
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?
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Why not send this on to other old farts and bring a smile to them!😂