A little girl and boy are fighting about the
differences between the sexes, and which one is
better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says,
“Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!”
The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is
clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later,
she comes running back with a smile on her
face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy
says that with one of these, I can have as many
of those as I want!”
