A cow was running away from the jungle, an elephant stopped the cow and asked the reason behind her panic,
COW SAID,
govt has orderd to catch all the buffaloes in the jungle,
ELEPHANT SAID:
but u r a cow.
why r u runing?
COW SAID: I know I m cow but if they catch me, it wil take 20 years to prove that I m a cow not a buffalo.
The elephant also started running with the cow.
lol