happy face seminar-part 1

never fight with an ugly man coz he has nothing to loose! a girl was with her daddy when she saw her bf coming.........

GIRL; hv u come to collect ur book "DADDY IS AT HOME?" BOY; No, i hv come to collect "WHERE RE WE GOING TO MEET".......

girl; take "under the mango tree" boy; ok (he leaves) dad; can he read all that girl; yes, he's very smart............

Dad; give him this too "UR DAD IS NOT STUPID" and "BE READY FOR MARRIAGE WHEN U GETS PREGNANT"

akpors married a beautiful wife. his friend visited him and saw long line of men outside his friends house.........

he discvrd dey were hving sex with d wife, he told akpors to divrce her, akpors said" do u want me to stand at d end of

the line?