DouBles meAninG jOkes..! :p

FunnY Seductive shaayari: . . Mangta hun to deti nahi ho, Jawaab meri baat ka..!! . Aur deti ho to khada ho jata hai, Rom-Rom jazbat ka.. . Muuh me lena tumhe pasand nahi, Ek bhi qatra sharab ka.. . Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se daalo, Balon mein phool gulab ka ? . Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha, Intezaar uske jawab ka.. . Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha ke usne pakad liya, Guldasta Gulab ka.. . Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe se karo, Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab ka.. . Usne kaha bada maza aata hai jab andar jata hai.. Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar ka..!!

SIX GOLDEN RULES FOR F***ING ! . . 1) F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it is harmful if done everyday 2) F***ing relaxes your mind & body 3) F***ing refreshes you 4) After F***ing don't eat too much go for more liquids 5)Try F***ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy 6) F***ing can reduce your cholesterol level . . .. .. . . . . So remember "FASTING" is good for your health.... AAP KE SOCH KO 100 TOPO KI SALAMI....

Galz nd aunties of all ages chase him saying:... "AAP NE MERI TO LI HI NI" "MERI AKELE ME LO" . "MERI BETI K LO" . "MERI KHADE KHADE LO" "MERI ISKE SATH LO" "MERI PLZ 3-4 BAR LO" "ISKI BHI AKELE ME LO" "USKI TO TUM BAAR-2 LE RHE HO" "HUM SABKI GROUP ME LO" "HUM SABKI 1 SATH LO" "MERI TUMNE STAGE PE NI LI" "MERI 1 BAR GROUP ME LO" "MERE SATH MERI SISTER K V LO" So be a "PHOTOGRAPHER"!

Abhisek: meri Aishwrya ko baccha nhi hota kya karu? Akshay: Fruit do Sahrukh: Murgi ke ande do Govinda: Usko pyar do Imran hashmi: 1 moka mujhe do!....

Ladki 1 aadmi k pass gai Aadmi ne dekha pakda pichhe se khola our dal diya… ladki bahut khush thi, pehli baar dalwa rahi thi na . .. . . . . MOBILE me Sim card.. aapke soch ko 100000 top ki salami

Kehte hai aurat ke hath mein barkat hoti hai, Sahi hai, Kyun ki 2 inch ki chiz ko 7 inch ka kar. deti hai . . . . . I m talking about Roti Kamino Apni Soch badlo, Desh badlega…

Girl: Laal Kilaa laal kyu hai? Boy: Kyuki Rajnikant ne paan khaa kar us par pichkaari maari thi… Ab ye mat puchhna ki Taj Mahal white Q hai..?! Jisko samaz aaye wo like kare, baaki ke log Cartoon Network dekhe..

Superb topic.

nice jokes yaar superb

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-niceone- trax buddddy

friend .laugh. are you know hindi .?

RofLmaO

Trax bahot badmash ho gaya hai tu.

Abhishek Wala Mast hai....... .

Nice guidance to up coming teens...nyc

Bhot achi shaayari hai trax

ye sab se best hai