Collection of Jokes from Rohan786

Lady Beggar:" Aee.. bhaiya 1 rupya de de... 3 din se bhuki hu... . . . . Pappu:" 3 din se bhuki hai toh 1 rupye ka kya karegi...?? . . . . . Lady Beggar:" weight check krugi kitna ghat gaya hai...

Railway TC: Baba kaha jaoge? Sadhu : Jaha Ram ka janam hua tha. TC: Ticket he ? Sadhu : Nahi he TC: To chalo.. Sadhu : Kahan? TC: Jaha Krishna ka janam hua Tha

Ek student ki aakhri khwaish Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena, maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena, mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto, . . . . . . . . . . . Meri kabr par girls hostel bana dena!

A signboard outside a restaurant said : "Eat as much as you can and let your grandchildren pay the bill". A man entered the restaurant, ate as much as he can and when the waiter gave the bill he pointed to the signboard, "Don't you see, only my grandchild needs to pay for this bill". The waiter said, "Sir, this is not your bill. This is your grandfather's bill"

Sharabi Road par Pada Tha, Police man - Itni Kyu Piiee Rakhi He? Sharabi - Majburi Thi Sir.. Police man - Kya Majburi Thi? . . . . . . . . . . . Sharabi - Botal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha

How Bedroom Smells After MARRIAGE . . 1st 3 years Perfumes, Flowers, Chocolate, Strawberry, Grapes. .. . . After 3 YRS Baby Powder, Johnsons Cream & Lotions, Baby oils After 15YRS ZanduBalm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray. After 40 YRS Agarbatti .

Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates ko letter likhta hai, . Sir, Mujhe kuch sawal puchne hai, . . 1) Keyboard k letters sahi jagah nahi hai, Keyboard ka sahi version Kab Aayega?? . 2) Windows me START ka Button hai, STOP ka nahi . 3) Hum Ms-Word use karte hai, Mr-Word kab release hoga?? . 4) Keyboard me ANY KEY ka button nahi hai to Computer ku mangta hai?? . Aakhir me ek Zati sawal . 5) Aap ka naam GATES hai to aap WINDOWSku banate hai?

Wo Jo Mehboob Ki Yaad Mein Jaagte Hai, Tanha Raato Ko.. . . . . . Sirf Wo Hi Bata Sakte Hai Ki . . . . . . . . . . . Kaun Se Mobile Ki Battery Achchhi Chalti hai...

wel done rohan.

Awesome jokes

add more in english please...for my granchildren

Ok Alesis I'll post them soon..

Add some more Rohan ur jokes is nice.

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