found this on net
One Day Evening, Dad's Daughter walks up to him..
Daughter: Papa, I want to talk to you about something important. Do you have a few minutes now?
Dad- Whats that?
Girl said: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in India and he lives in Alaska.
We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, he proposed to me on skype, and now we've had 2 months of relationship through Viber.
I need your blessings and good wishes, daddy.
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Dad said: Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter, have fun on tango.
Buy your kids on e-bay, receive them through gmail.
And if you are fed up with your husband...sell him on Amazon
awsm post 
.....smart dad....