As the guest of honour at a high society dinner party,the speaker was about to deliver his speech when his wife,who was sitting at the other end of the table,sent him a piece of paper with the word 'KISS' scribbled on it.
A guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife has sent you a KISS before you begin your speech.She must love you very much."
"You don't know my wife!" answered the speaker. "The letters stand for 'Keep It Short,Stupid.'"
