I was in the public
toilets and had just sat down,
a voice from the next cubicle
said Hi!, how are you?
Embarrassed, I said, Im doing
fine.
The voice said So what
are you up to?.
I said, Just doing the same
as you, sitting here!.
From next door, Can I come
over?.
Annoyed, I said, "rather
busy right now.
The voice said, Listen,
i will have to call you back,
theres an idiot next door
answering all my questions"
ha ha ha 
(haha)
LMAO