1. My parents say its nt ur house u hav to married ond day
bt when its time to clean
its magically become my house
strange.
2.After joining b.com
i really appreciate my brain which iz divided into 2 parts
right n lèft
in right nthng iz left
in lèft nthng iz right.
Jokes 4r u.
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lol...nice last lines 
left is left and rite is rite all d time.
did u wrote jokes ???
Hahaha lol
U crack ma ribs 
Funny ha ha ha.
Undiscover: did u wrote jokes ???
noNice one keep it up
Sadak pe accident hua tha. Bheed bahot thi. Santa pareshan ho kar bola-"ye mera baap hai." Bheed piche hati, dekha to kutta mara tha.
Patni:- maine gadho par research kiya hai, wo apni gadhi ke siva kiso aur ko nahi dekhte. Pati:- Isiliye to use gadha kehte hai.
Ek ladkee ke T-shirt ke peeche likha tha '98.3 BIG FM'. To socho uske pant ke piche kya likha hoga? socho? Aur socho? "It's hot bajate raho!"
Gr8
Nice lines...
hehe funny
it's 9ize