The Flu season is
here ...
And i know Alcohol
kills germs ...
So I walk to the
pub (exercise) ...
I put lime in my
vodka (vitamin C) ...
Celery in my Bloody
Mary (veggies ) ...
Drink outdoors on
the patio (fresh
air) ...
Tell jokes and
laugh (eliminate
stress) ...
Then I pass out
(rest) ...
The way I see it ...
A shot in the glass,
is better than one
in the Ass 
