A man said to a pastor "my dog just died, could there be a short funeral service?", "No" the pastor replied "we don't do funerals for animals here, try the small church just down the road maybe they do such", "Thank u pastor" the man said "but do u think they'd accept a *250,000 donation for charity" The pastor replied and said "Why didn't u say the dog was a christian!"
money talks.
