Girl: "We've been together for years and you still dont remember my birthday..." Boy: "I'm sorry." Girl: "My birthday is coming up soon.." Boy: "What do you want for your birthday.?" Girl: "Nothing" Boy: "Ok" Girl: "Uh fine, whatever,surprise me... just dont spend too much." Boy: "Okay what if i told you If I already got your present.?" Girl: "Then I'd be surprised!" Boy: "Here's my life" Girl: "Wait what?" Boy: "You said to surprise you; And I did by telling you I already got you your present. You also said not to spend too much; So I spend the rest of my life with you. . .