Peaceful Son: Dad, why our peacefuls are abducting, raping and selling infidel women in ChIraq?Peaceful Dad: Because thats exactly what is written in our Holy Champak.Peaceful Son: So why we liberal peacefuls say that this is not written in Holy Champak?Peaceful Dad: Because that's not written in holy champak.Peaceful Son: But you just said it is.Peaceful Dad: I know. I am just teaching you how to lie.