Peaceful son

Peaceful Son: Dad, why our peacefuls are abducting, raping and selling infidel women in ChIraq?Peaceful Dad: Because thats exactly what is written in our Holy Champak.Peaceful Son: So why we liberal peacefuls say that this is not written in Holy Champak?Peaceful Dad: Because that's not written in holy champak.Peaceful Son: But you just said it is.Peaceful Dad: I know. I am just teaching you how to lie.

Unreliable book.

I tried what you taught me but i end up beating maybe that was a wrong lying dictionary.

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Sorry it sound hmmmm I cant be able to do that

It is a joke PS