One Man Coming In Bar. Man: “One Vodka Price” Bar Man: “Rs. 5/- Sir” Man: “What Only Rs. 5/-? Can I Also Have One Plate Kebabs Please?” Bar Man: “Rs. 7/- Sir” Man: “Wow That’s Really Cheap, Can I Meet The Owner?” Bar Man: “No Sir, He’s Busy With My Girlfriend” Man: “What’s He Doing With Your Girlfriend?” Bar Man: “The Same Thing That I’m Doing To His Business Here“