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TinHeart · Mar 7, 2014 07:35 12 11
TinHeart OP
Mar 7, 2014 07:35
Here are some funny text messages to sent to your friends.Feel free to add your own!
12 replies
TinHeart OP
Mar 7, 2014 07:36
#1
I wish you were with me in my room,on my bed with the lights off,we get under the covers together so I can show you my new watch wich glows in the dark!!!
TinHeart OP
Mar 7, 2014 07:37
#2
Do you take me to be your lawfull sms mate,to have and to hold,in rich quotes and jokes until poor reception,low battery and no credits do us part?
TinHeart OP
Mar 7, 2014 07:38
#3
An urgent meeting is about to start in the jungle with many animals:Lions,Snakes,Tigers,but the meeting can't start because the MONKEY is reading this message!!!
TinHeart OP
Mar 7, 2014 07:38
#4
This cat,is cat,a cat,good cat,way cat,to cat,keep cat,an cat,idiot cat,busy cat,for cat,20 cat,seconds cat!Now read it without the word cat!
TinHeart OP
Mar 7, 2014 07:40
#5
Yesterday night I layed on my bed looking at the stars,then I wondered...Hey,where the hell is MY ROOF!?!
TinHeart OP
Mar 7, 2014 07:40
#6
2 cows in a field.One cow says:"Have you heard about this mad cow disease?"The other thinks and replies"Yep!Good thing that it doesn't affect us rabbits!"
TinHeart OP
Mar 7, 2014 07:41
#7
esus sayd to John:"Come forth and I'll give you eternal life!"John came fifth and won a toaster!
TinHeart OP
Mar 7, 2014 07:43
#8
Did I see you yesterday at the mall with a gray jacket?No?Oh,than it was a rubbish bag after all!
TinHeart OP
Mar 7, 2014 07:45
#9
I wanted to send you something that would make you smile...But the postman
TinHeart OP
Mar 7, 2014 07:46
#10
When things go wrong and sadness fills your heart,when tears flow in your eyes,let me know because I want to be there for you.I'm selling TISSUES,BUY ONE,GET ONE FREE!
TinHeart OP
Mar 7, 2014 07:47
#11
Heard about the guy who put together a jigsaw puzzle in 5 days?He was really proud!The box said 3-6 years!
Rohan786
Jun 9, 2014 15:10
#12
He He nice bro smiley
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