Here are some funny text messages to sent to your friends.Feel free to add your own!
Fun SMS
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#1 I wish you were with me in my room,on my bed with the lights off,we get under the covers together so I can show you my new watch wich glows in the dark!!!
#2 Do you take me to be your lawfull sms mate,to have and to hold,in rich quotes and jokes until poor reception,low battery and no credits do us part?
#3 An urgent meeting is about to start in the jungle with many animals:Lions,Snakes,Tigers,but the meeting can't start because the MONKEY is reading this message!!!
#4 This cat,is cat,a cat,good cat,way cat,to cat,keep cat,an cat,idiot cat,busy cat,for cat,20 cat,seconds cat!Now read it without the word cat!
#5 Yesterday night I layed on my bed looking at the stars,then I wondered...Hey,where the hell is MY ROOF!?!
#6 2 cows in a field.One cow says:"Have you heard about this mad cow disease?"The other thinks and replies"Yep!Good thing that it doesn't affect us rabbits!"
#7 esus sayd to John:"Come forth and I'll give you eternal life!"John came fifth and won a toaster!
#8 Did I see you yesterday at the mall with a gray jacket?No?Oh,than it was a rubbish bag after all!
#9 I wanted to send you something that would make you smile...But the postman
#10 When things go wrong and sadness fills your heart,when tears flow in your eyes,let me know because I want to be there for you.I'm selling TISSUES,BUY ONE,GET ONE FREE!
#11 Heard about the guy who put together a jigsaw puzzle in 5 days?He was really proud!The box said 3-6 years!
#12 He He nice bro 