girls 2 dirty

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Roshill.................... Nice.......... and Cobain..........

one is to three or any degree??????????

A woman was pulled over by a blond woman speedcop ! cop sais: can i see your drivers licence ? Woman takes out her litl make up mirror and gives it to the blond cop. Cop sais: oh,you can go,i see your

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Do u know similarities between dinosaur nd decent girl ? wel both doesnt exist

Whats the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side

dats amatter of ua linguas

A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted" next day he recieved 300 letters and the all said the same thing: "You can have mine"

Girls re raskerfarans but guys have d swag

right

Be politically correct How to be politically correct with women She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED. She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES. She does not want to be MARRIED - She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION. She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER. She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT. She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE. She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE. She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT. She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY. She is not COLD or FRIGID - She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE. She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE

Ok uv stripped them guyz

Girls are more than useless

. What are you talking ab0ut? Say s0mething to tell!

Girls are fool

My girlfriend is so hot but she had no brain

He died laughing before he could tell anybody