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Jill
2012/05/23 04:15
Hi frndz here i wil post forward joke sms's.. Read nd njoY.. 
(source-internet)
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Jill
2012/05/23 05:31Written Outside a Government
Office : "Do not make Noise" . . . .
"Else we will wake up
Jill
2012/05/23 05:32Teacher: What r the people of
Turkey called? Student: I don't
know. Teacher: They r called
Turks. Now What r the people of
Germany called? Student: They r
called Germs
Jill
2012/05/23 05:33Q: Why doesn't the India law
permit a man to marry a second
woman? A: Because as per law
you cannot be punished twice
for the same offence!
Jill
2012/05/23 05:35New Examination pattern in
India(Revised) : General student :
Answer all question. OBC : Write
only one question. SC : Only read
question. ST : Thanks for coming.
Cheers to Reservation.. 
Jill
2012/05/23 05:39Behind Every FAIL Student There Is A HOT Girlfriend And What About TOPPERS? . . . A HOT Teacher because of hot teacher they gonna attend all classes 
Jill
2012/05/23 05:55IPL team from computer
engineers:- 1.Rajasthan
recursion 2.Kolkata node riders
3.Mumbai implicants 4.Delhi
dragging 5.Deccan call centers
6.Chennai super computers
7.Royal stack bangalore
8.Kernal11 punjab 9.Pune
website indians 10.Kochi tuple
kerala
Jill
2012/05/23 05:55Double HEART attack message by
a girl to a boy:- 1st Msg: Lets
break up now, its all over. . . . . . . .
2nd Msg: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That
was not for you. X
SoA
2012/05/23 05:58Emran Hashmi 
Jill
2012/05/23 05:58She: Hi Baby Him: Hi My lovely
(Sendng fails) She: r u here? Him:
Yes Yes im here(sendng fails)
She: r u ignoring me or what
Him: Honey im not... Im right here
(Sendng fails) She: It s over dont
u ever talk to me again! Him :
D**n Go to hell : -! (sms sent)
Jill
2012/05/23 06:04Lawyer: What is your date of
birth? Witness: July 15th. Lawyer:
What year? Witness: Every year.
(haha)
Jill
2012/05/23 06:06Mike to Lawyer: What is your fee?
Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3
questions. Mike: Isn't it too high?
Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your
third question?
Jill
2012/05/23 06:15Q : what is similarty between
manmohan singh and indian
cricket team. A : both have a
foreign coach .!!
Jill
2012/05/23 06:17********HEIGHT OF
EDUCATION......*******.
A policeman saw a small boy crying
on the roadside. He approached
him asked : What's the
matter...?? . .
Boy replied : MATTER
is anything that occupies space
has mass..!!
Jill
2012/05/23 06:18A Political leader is giving a speech: If you vote for me, I will
build a bridge for you.
Listener: But we dont have any river.
Leader: I will dig a river and then
build the bridge..
Jill
2012/05/23 06:21When the best actors are chosen
by other actors, it's called the
Oscars. When the best actors are
chosen by the people, it's called
an election.!
Jill
2012/05/23 06:27Flash news: A 2 seater plane
crashed in a graveyard in
punjab . Local sardars have so far
found 500 bodies and are still
digging for more..
Jill
2012/05/23 06:29Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2
clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead
asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd
clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Jill
2012/05/23 06:31BREAKING NEWS:A Speaking
snake is found in AMERICA One of
the person asked"WHO IS YOUR
LAST PRESIDENT? THE SNAKE
REPLIED "BUSSHHHH''
Jill
2012/05/23 06:32Height of addiction: A prisoner
was ready tobe hanged to death,
officer asked abt his last wish. He
said - I want to update my orkut
and facebook status as 'DEAD'
Jill
2012/05/23 06:35Once Upon A Time True Lovers
Went For A Long Walk, . . ... . . . . .
Remaining Story Will Be
Published When They Return ...
=P =D
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