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Jill · May 23, 2012 04:15 63 166
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 04:15
Hi frndz here i wil post forward joke sms's.. Read nd njoY.. smiley (source-internet)
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Jill OP
May 23, 2012 06:42
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Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I can't remember anything. Doctor: How long have you had this problem? Patient: What problem? smiley
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 10:53
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5 Birds sitting on Tree. 2 Decided to fly Away. How Many Remain on Tree? 3 ? No ! Ans is 5.. There is lot of Difference Between "Deciding" and "Doing" ! smiley
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 10:56
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A Rabbit runs, jumps but lives only for 15 years. A Turtle does not run or jump yet lives for 150 years. Moral: EXERCISE IS HELL, JUST SLEEP WELL..
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 11:25
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Interesting thing about Tom Jerry ..??? . . . . . . . full day they run here there naked... but when going for a swim , they don't forget to wear a swim suit
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 11:28
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Once a mosquito fell in love with a hen. Soon they kissed ... The hen died of malaria,and mosquito died of bird-flu! smiley
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 11:32
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A female elephant goes near a lake to take bath.. Guess wat all d naughty male elephants comment standing by the lake side??.. Wow! Luk 3600-2400-3600 smiley
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 11:35
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Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home. *Boy throws bag out the window* Teacher: Who threw that????? Boy: Me, Im going home.. smiley
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 11:36
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Cute Message : Teacher : Who wants to go to heaven...? (Everybody lift their hand except one small boy...) Teacher : Why..? He says,"Mom said come directly to home after school..." smiley
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 11:40
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Teacher : What is the square root of 69..?? Student : I don't know Teacher : You don't know anything , Idiot., Student : I have a question for you madam , that you can never answer. Teacher : Okay, Tell me..!! Student: why this kolaveri kolaveri di?? smiley
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 11:43
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Do u know what is the benefit of having a girl friend in a same school/college. . . . . smiley 100 Percent attendance.
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 11:50
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Why do students sleep for long hours????. . . . . . . Best answersaid by Students.. . . .. . Our dreams are always Big.... smiley
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 11:52
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If Your Teacher Puts 2x + 5x2 /-8 + 21 0n The Board And Tells You To "Solve The Problem" Get Up n Erase The Board Problem Solved ... :p =D .
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 11:55
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Teacher: What is your name? Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai. Teacher: When I ask a question in English, answer it in English. Student: My name is Sunlight.
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 11:56
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Hey friends i am switching off my mobile number due to my exams because i have to work hard to get good marks please contact me after 15 minutes after that i will manage to set my mind smiley
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 11:57
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18 yr old boy : will u marry me ? . . . 18 yr old girl : no... get lost ! ............. . 4 yr old boy : will u marry me ? . . . . 18 yr old girl : OMG ! he's shoo cute smiley yes yes i will smiley
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 11:59
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During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him. Teachersmileyappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body. Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 12:01
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Teacher: Which is the best month to study..? Babuji(Sardarji's son) : octembruary.. Teacher: dont be silly, there is NO such month.. Babuji: Exactly!!! smiley.........
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 12:01
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History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26. smiley
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 12:04
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innocent Reply: Kid:- TeaCher Can i Go To The BathroOm ? Teacher:- (CorreCting him) "May" i Go To The BathroOm ? Kid:- Miss,But i AsKed 1st ..!! smiley
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 12:05
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A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air said, Head, I go to sleep. Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I'll study..
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