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Jill · May 23, 2012 04:15 63 113
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 04:15
Hi frndz here i wil post forward joke sms's.. Read nd njoY.. smiley (source-internet)
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Jill OP
May 23, 2012 04:30
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Indian Prime Minister: We are sending Indians to the moon next year! US President: Wow! How many? Indian Prime Minister: 7 OBC, 5 SC, 8 ST, 3 Handicapped, 2 Sports Persons, 3 Terrorist Affected, 3 Kashmiri Migrants, 2 MPs 1 Astronaut. smiley
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 04:31
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Santa calls up "white house" Santa: "I want to be the next president of USA". Obama: "Are you an idiot??" Santa: "Why?? is it Compulsory???" smiley
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 04:32
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Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!! smiley
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 04:34
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Height of Tension: Obama updates his fb status"LADEN IS KILLED,JUSTICE HAS BEEN DONE" after sumtym he gets notificason Laden Likes ur status!:
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 04:35
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A boy called FM radio and said: Ive found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card an ID card of Mr.Ram new road, Kathmandu. Radio Jockey: How honest so you want to return his purse? Boy: no.. I just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him... smiley
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 04:35
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Breaking News" At last we now know why WORLD'S going to end in 2012.. .. .. . . . .. . . on 5/8/2012 Friendship day and "RAKSHA BANDHAN" are together on same day.... smiley
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 04:47
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Question. why do people disliking corruption don't stop it at their own level...?? ans- its just like kolaveri di song... nobody agrees to like it,,,, but still listen to it again and again.........
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 04:49
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OSAMA: I am not DEAD., OBAMA: haha no one wud believe it.! OSAMA: I am sending another VDO OBAMA: lol go ahead ppl will think its old OSAMA: no this tyme m sending HD VDO in 3D technology.! smiley
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 04:53
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Question was: . "Where is the CAPITAL of INDIA? . ... . the most intelligent answer was: . "In SWISS BANKS..!!!!" smiley
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 04:55
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sardar's dad died... and he was crying.. After 5 min sardar cries louder.. Friend: wat happened now ?? sardar: my sister just called me (her dad also died)!! smiley
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 04:57
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The Beauty Of Indian Traffic Is That: . . . . . . . . . One Has To Look On Both Sides While Crossing A ONE WAY ROAD...... smiley
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 04:58
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Two Good Reasons Why Some People Cant Mind Their Own Business ! .. One -They Have No Mind Two -They have No Business.. smiley
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 05:03
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Thank God.... . The Kolaveri song was sung by Dhanush. If it was sung by his father-in-law, Rajnikanth, ... it could have been our National Anthem now... smiley
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 05:04
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bush to manmohan singh "we have bombs like britney spear,madonna,julia robert.what do you have??? manmohan replied "we have bomb diffuser such as emraan hashmi !!!" smiley
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 05:11
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The Best Prank Call Ever: "Hello KFC?" - " Yes, How can I help you sir?" . . . . . . . . . " I want MACDONALD'S number!!! smiley
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 05:13
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Once Rajnikant's pencil broke while writing CAT Exam. Guess What? . .. ... CAT was made an Online Test! smiley
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 05:17
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Legal Voting Age For Boys : 18 Years . . Legal Marriage Age For Boys : 21 Years . . What Does This Mean ?? . . . . You Need More Experience To Handle A Girl Than A Country..!! ) smiley smiley
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 05:21
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Qualified MBA Marketing student married a girl after 1 year of tough life with her,finally he got angry n sent a note to his father in law "UR PRODUCT IS NT ACC 2 MY REQUIREMENTS" The father in law replied 1 year waranty expired,compny is not respnsble... smiley
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 05:23
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Dear God, Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. .. Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. .. Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. .. But Dearest God Dont Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power, I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.
Jill OP
May 23, 2012 05:28
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Why does Bill Gates drive a car with 1 wheel? Because he prefers a Hard-Drive! smiley
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