U all made funny stories but how am i sure u made them urself!

A family goes for a vacation riding a ferry when suddenly, the ferry sank. The mother instructed all her children to have a hold on her but her hunchback child lost out of her sight. They were all eaten by a shark except this hunchback child. The hunchback yells at shark saying "Hey shark eat me too! My life is now meaningless because you ate my family!" The shark replied "Don't fool me!" Hunchback wondered and asked "Why??" Shark replied "you are a TURTLE!"

Me; I love to eat with my hands. My bro: It sure beats eating with your feet! Me: What I meant was, I prefer to eat with my hands than with a fork, you dumb-nut! My bro; -_-

u can chk my handwriting..

Good one, Navi!!!

hehe thanx dear

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one." "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait." Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait." About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her." "No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either." "Why not?" asked the son. "Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."

New task.. Each participant should write an anthem for 2wap community and also add an audio vioce attatchment

I have no way of adding an audio with my old mobile... Shall I just compose the anthem?

same is the case with me what do i do ?

Thats okay just compose.

pls check if it works, thanks.

Am nt seeing any

It's where we all come together... 2WapWorld. We're in this forever... From all around the world. When you want life to be wonderful, meaningful, beautiful. When you've got nothing to smile about, 2WapWorld's here for you. To the rescue... Hehehe! Secretly, I hope the audio doesn't work cz I sound horrible! Anyhow... TASK COMPLETED!

We are the family of 2wap world we work together,smile together we help otherz and remove the hesitation We are the family of 2wap world all the admin and mods work for the betterment of this site while using 2wap world evryone luks so bright We are the family of 2wap world we love,fight bt at the end evrything goes right we all are proud to be the memberz of this site We are the family of 2wap world.

Task cmpletd

2wap Anthem- The east and west meet as one.. A relation that will be strong.., A special bond between nations.. We are strong enough to hold the chain... The bond that holds pain and sorrow.. With the promise of things to change.. In this 2wap which is now our home, Untold thoughts can be told Untold secrets can be shared... Friendship will turn hate into love... Short nd sweet..

Sis i must confess ur anthem is kul. Especialy ur vioce. Am impresd

I think I'll just post the 2wap anthem written by me.

Oh painter of smiles
Joy in my heart
This you offer in miles
Like a home you're warm-welcoming
Like a family missed for long
Yes, learnings I now do have
I know a part is from your hand

2wap
With you I seem near
Reaching dreams less the fear
A bridge you truly are
Connecting hearts and minds afar
Strangers no more are we
But friends and dear in company
Oh my 2wap
My dear 2wap
How grateful I am to you
Forever I'll hold this true.

Nice job ladies and gentle men..