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MAHESH_K · Mar 4, 2012 17:08 384 910
MAHESH_K OP
Mar 4, 2012 17:08
smiley Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes smiley stay tuned to get latest up dates.....smiley.....
One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant.. She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! smiley
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MAHESH_K OP
Mar 30, 2012 02:59
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Boy 2 Girl : Hey If I Climb This Coconut Tree, I Can See Engineering College Babes.
Girl : (angrily) Leave Both Hands From There, U Can See Medical College Babes smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Mar 30, 2012 03:03
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Nxt Generation Child Wil Sing In School Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, I Jus Went 2 Royal Bar, Whisky Rates R Up So High, So I Drink A Beer With Chicken Fry. .......... smiley smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Mar 30, 2012 03:07
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1 Day I Read Smoking Is Bad, I Stop Smoking! 1 Day I Read Drinking Is Bad, I Stop Drinking! 1 Day I Read Kissing Is Bad,
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. I Stopped Reading......... smiley smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Mar 30, 2012 03:10
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Boss: Im Giving U Job As A Driver. STARTING Salary Rs.2000/-, Is It Ok?
Sardar: U R Great Sir! Starting Salary Is O.k. But?? How Much Is DRIVING Salary....? ..... smiley
Bettle
Mar 30, 2012 03:22
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smiley I wud stop readin 2.
MAHESH_K OP
Mar 30, 2012 03:30
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Bettle: smiley I wud stop readin 2.
naughty sis smiley smiley
SoA
Mar 31, 2012 05:23
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Hot.dude22: yaa bro it happens smiley
they have the same super villian... That's why smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Mar 31, 2012 17:30
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1r0n-m0us3: they have the same super villian... That's why smiley
bro the villian likes to die in both the movie smiley smiley
SoA
Apr 1, 2012 13:47
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Hot.dude22: bro the villian likes to die in both the movie smiley smiley
yeah bro smiley he is a gr8 actor
MAHESH_K OP
Apr 1, 2012 14:35
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A Pizza And An Apple Were Thrown Down From The 15th Floor. Which Will Reach Down First? .
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MAHESH_K OP
Apr 1, 2012 14:42
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Boy: Where Are You Going?
Girl: For Suicide..
Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up?
Girl: You Idiot..!! Tomorrow My Photo Will Come In Newspaper... smiley smiley smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Apr 1, 2012 14:53
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Girl: Which Computer Do U Have?
Boy: I Have A Computer With Intel Core i7 Processor At 3.3 Ghz, Windows 7, 64 Bit, 8gb Ram & Nvidia Gtx 560 Graphics Card smiley
Boy: Which Computer Do YOU Have???
Girl: A PINK ONE !!
Boy: smiley ...... smiley smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Apr 1, 2012 14:56
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Attitude Of Youth smiley "We Are MOre Brilliant Than Einstein And Newton.. .
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. It's Just They Didn't Leave Anything For Us To Invent" smiley smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Apr 1, 2012 14:59
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A: Why Are You Late?
B: There Was A Man Who Lost A Hundred Dollar Bill.
A: That's Nice. Were You Helping Him Look For It?
B: No, I Was Standing On It..... smiley smiley
aprillia
Apr 2, 2012 03:00
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guys lets c how if Mr Bean meet Rihanna.
MAHESH_K OP
Apr 2, 2012 07:36
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aprillia: guys lets c how if Mr Bean meet Rihanna.
good one naughty smiley smiley everybody just have a look its funny smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Apr 2, 2012 13:10
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Teeth said to Tongue:'if i just press u little,u wil get cut.'
Toungue replied:"if i missuse one word against someone,then your 32 will comeout." ...... smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Apr 2, 2012 13:13
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Teacher to sleepy student: Who Invented Steam Engine?
Student: What sir?
Teacher: Yes correct.It's James Watt
Moral:Sleeping improves ur genaral knwldge! ......... smiley smiley
aprillia
Apr 8, 2012 08:24
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Hot.dude22: Nxt Generation Child Wil Sing In School Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, I Jus Went 2 Royal Bar, Whisky Rates R Up So High, So I Drink A Beer With Chicken Fry. .......... smiley smiley
Thats ur child nextime. N the teacher will complain to u. what u teach to ur child? smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Apr 8, 2012 09:29
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aprillia: Thats ur child nextime. N the teacher will complain to u. what u teach to ur child? smiley
no naughty thats ur child n teacher will complain to you!smiley smiley
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