[BEFORE MARRIAGE] BOY: I have been waiting for this day. GIRL: Do you want me to leave? ... BOY: NO!! GIRLo you love me? BOY: Of course! GIRL:: Will you ever cheat on me? BOY: Never in my life. GIRL: Will you ever kiss me? BOY: Every chance I get. GIRL: Will you ever beat me? BOY: Are you crazy?? GIRL: Can I trust you? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Sweetheart, [AFTER MARRIAGE] (now,read from bottom to top)