The Flu season is here ... And i know Alcohol kills germs ... So I walk to the pub (exercise) ... I put lime in my vodka (vitamin C) ... Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies ) ... Drink outdoors on the patio (fresh air) ... Tell jokes and laugh (eliminate stress) ... Then I pass out (rest) ... The way I see it ... A shot in the glass, is better than one in the Ass