A train is bout 2 crash!
A frantic virgin strips off and says can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?
So a man takes off his clothes and says iron these!
Manal: Breakup Story..
Girl: Hi Baby ..
Boy: Hi My lovely .. (Sending failed) Girl : Are you here?
Boy: Yes Yes Im here (Sending failed) Girl: Are you ignoring me or what!!? Boy: Honey im not Im right here :/ (Sending failed)
Girl: Its over. Dont you ever talk to me again!
Boy: Damn ! Go to hell! ( Message Sent! )