A Taxi passenger touched the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath & stopped few centimeters far from a shop window. For a second, everything went quiet in the cab. Then, the driver said: "Look Buddy! Don't ever do that again, you scared me." The passenger apologized and said: "I didn't realize that a little touch would scare you so much.." Driver replied: "Sorry, it's not really ur fault. Today is my 1st day as a Cab driver. Ive been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years