Johnny asks the teacher, "Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?" The teacher replies, "Yes, but only after you recite the alphabet, Johnny." Johnny says, "Fine!" Then he quickly babbles out: "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ!! !" The teacher asks him, "Where is the P, Johnny?" Johnny screams , "IT'S RUNNING DOWN MY LEG!!! PLEASE LET ME GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!"