Hindi jokes (part 1)
27 replies
Saphire_flames
2011/01/22 04:46
Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai?
Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi
Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai.
Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.
Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa
Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir 
_SUPERBRAT_
2011/01/22 16:48 AfaQue: Talwaar Bazi K Muqable Me
Abhay Ne Bareek Taar K 2 Tukre Kr Diye
Shael Ne Us Se Bhi
Bareek Taar K Tukre Kr Diye
Gul Ne Machar Uraya
Talwaar Ghumai Or Machar Urta He Raha…
Judge Ne Pucha Machar To Ur Gaya?
Gul:
Urh To Gya
Per Kabhi Baap Nhi Ban payega.. 
_GUL_
2011/01/22 16:52Afaaq jab pehele bar KSA? Araha taa!
Tu plan pard char Gaya?
Plan start h0wa' or Chalene laga'
tu afaaq nai airh0st ko whistle mara
or boola?
Mai pehely sai late hun? Upar sai app byr0ed ja rahe hu? 
or boola?
Mai pehely sai late hun? Upar sai app byr0ed ja rahe hu?
_GUL_
2011/01/22 16:58 AfaQue: Talwaar Bazi K Muqable Me
Abhay Ne Bareek Taar K 2 Tukre Kr Diye
Shael Ne Us Se Bhi
Bareek Taar K Tukre Kr Diye
Gul Ne Machar Uraya
Talwaar Ghumai Or Machar Urta He Raha…
Judge Ne Pucha Machar To Ur Gaya?
Gul:
Urh To Gya
Per Kabhi Baap Nhi Ban payega..
mast taa!
_GUL_
2011/01/22 17:00Part 2 ke jar0rat nahy Abhay bhie? Yeah part 1 he kafi h
Undiscover
2011/01/22 18:59Nyc one 
samii
2011/02/04 11:26
Ha ha 
_ShAnE_StArK_
2013/09/20 08:09wow!
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