Jacki and GOD. Jacki was praying to god. She said: God r u there? God responded: Yes? And the Jacki said: Can I ask a question? God said: Go right ahead. Jacki asked: God, what is a million years to you? God said A million years to me is only a second. After hearing that from GOD.., Jacki wondered. Then She asked: God, what is a million dollars worth to you? God said: A million dollars to me is just a penny. So the Jacki said: God can I have a penny? And God cheerfully said: Sure!....... Wait just a second.