Jacki and GOD.
Jacki was praying to god.
She said: God r u there?
God responded: Yes?
And the Jacki said: Can I ask a question?
God said: Go right ahead.
Jacki asked: God, what is a million years to you?
God said A million years to me is only a second.
After hearing that from GOD.., Jacki wondered.
Then She asked: God, what is a million dollars worth to you?
God said: A million dollars to me is just a penny.
So the Jacki said: God can I have a penny?
And God cheerfully said: Sure!....... Wait just a second.
Then She asked: God, what is a million dollars worth to you?
God said: A million dollars to me is just a penny.
So the Jacki said: God can I have a penny?
And God cheerfully said: Sure!....... Wait just a second.
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