By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, 'Why are you spending so much time on this one?'And the Lord answered, 'Haveyou seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable,but not plastic,have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,have a lap that can hold four children at one time,have a kiss that cancure anything from a scraped knee to abroken heart-and she will do everything with onlytwo hands. 'The angel was a stounded at the requirements.'Only two hands!? No way!Andthat's just on the standard model? That's too much wo rk for oneday. Wait until tomorrow to finish. ''But I won't , ' theLord protested.'I am so close to finishing this creation that isso close to my own heart.She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days.