teacher- johnny start a sentence with i
Teacher- no johnny always say i am
johnny- ok i am the ninth letter of alphabet
a man wakes up in hospital and cries
doctor doctor i can't feel my legs
doctor-of course u can't i but off ur arms
doctor-of course u can't i cut off ur arms
A man and his friend are hunting suddenly one collapses and seems to stop breathing
the guy calls 911 and says my friend is dead what shouid i do
Calm down i can help but first mak sure he's dead
There's silence then a gunshot is heard.back on the phone the man says ok now what -laugh-
A blond and her boy friend are on the beach the boyfrien says
Look there's a dead birdy
The blond looks up and says where
2 he calls batman already hanging out
what do you mean
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