Funny definitions
bad-apple 2009/03/05 06:36
bad-apple 2009/03/05 06:36
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
Meltdown 2010/02/04 05:53
DIPLOMAT... Say yes bt actually means perhaps, Says perhaps bt actually means no, says no bt actually means NO!
DIPLOMAT... Say yes bt actually means perhaps, Says perhaps bt actually means no, says no bt actually means NO!
rickosi4eva_Dwizzard 2010/02/04 10:16
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Three brothers abov yur head trying to catch-up wit each other, 1 sapiens unda enjoying their velocity.
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Three brothers abov yur head trying to catch-up wit each other, 1 sapiens unda enjoying their velocity.
MisIndependent 2010/02/06 07:56
A man who knows not and knows not dat he knows not.
Bright24: Nice one.pls wat of FOOL
FOOLA man who knows not and knows not dat he knows not.
W-CUBE 2010/02/18 08:41
ACTOR:
A Man who trys 2 b evrytin but himself.
ADULT:
A Person who has stopd growin @ both ends&starts growin in d midle
ACTOR:
A Man who trys 2 b evrytin but himself.
ADULT:
A Person who has stopd growin @ both ends&starts growin in d midle
W-CUBE 2010/02/18 08:50
ADVICE:
D 1 tin wich is more blessed 2 give dan receive.
AVERAGE MAN:
1 who tinks he isn't.
ADVICE:
D 1 tin wich is more blessed 2 give dan receive.
AVERAGE MAN:
1 who tinks he isn't.
W-CUBE 2010/02/18 08:54
BANK:
An institutn were u can borow moni if u can present sufficient evidence 2 show u don't nid it.
BIGAMIST:
1 who makes d same mistake 2wice
BANK:
An institutn were u can borow moni if u can present sufficient evidence 2 show u don't nid it.
BIGAMIST:
1 who makes d same mistake 2wice
W-CUBE 2010/02/18 09:00
BORE:
1 who insists upon talkin about himself wen u want 2 talk about urself.
BRIDGE:
A card game in wich a gud deal depends on a gud deal.
BORE:
1 who insists upon talkin about himself wen u want 2 talk about urself.
BRIDGE:
A card game in wich a gud deal depends on a gud deal.
W-CUBE 2010/02/18 09:06
BROADWAY:
A place were ppl spnd moni dey havn't ernd 2 buy tins dey don't nid 2 impres ppl dey don't lyk.
BUDGET:
A method of woryn b4 u spend insted of aftaward.
BROADWAY:
A place were ppl spnd moni dey havn't ernd 2 buy tins dey don't nid 2 impres ppl dey don't lyk.
BUDGET:
A method of woryn b4 u spend insted of aftaward.
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