Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of cou...

TEACHER. EK LDKI SE.'' TUM SHORT DRESS ME KYU AAYI HO.'' LDKI'' SIR, AAJ HALF DAY HE NA ESLIYE. FULLDAY PR MSI FUL DRESS ME AATI HUN''..... CLASS K SA...

Bill Gates has resignd as d chairman of Microsoft after receiving a letter 4m Santa Singh. Santa : Dear Sir, i hav some questions 2 ask - 1) D k...

Once, Santa was travelling in a train with his wife and son. He had the lower berth, his wife had the middle one and his son had the upper berth. At...

madrse me ek sundr lady apne 3 saal k bete ka admission krwane aayi. molvi joi ji use dekhkr bahut mstmola ho uthe.roj chhutti k waqt molvi ji bache ...

MAKE WORDS FROM THE GIVEN WORD.. ONE LETTER WORDS COUNTS ONE POINT 2 LETTER WORDS VOUNTS 2 POINTS AND SO ON …. TODAYS WORD IS. watermelon. each poin...

A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy, Dear Tech Support , Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and...

Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !! Holy Truthful Pure That's Why When Boys Say. 'I Love You'. . . .Girls Remove Their Sandals. Wht u say-thi...

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Santa ki sadi hui suhag rat ke waqt wo apni bibi ko piche se karne lagabibi-suniye ji aage se karte hai.Santa-tumhe kaise pata.Bibi-jab me colledge me...

Boy to girl-hey.. new laptop? Girl-yes. .. Boy-even i have got a new one! Girl-wow nice ...which one? Boy-dell inspiron costs 145000 ,14" touch sc...

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A hot girl removes her jeans tells to her boyfriend, MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WIFE. The boy also removes his jeans says...WASH BOTH THE JEANS.. -think-

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here r some FEVRITE words used by 2wapers & thre meanings:- swty - by jacki means ? fanti- by zugzwang means? -- if u know more words?

zugzwang-sounds like jag-swang means people fun !! Alebi-sounds like Jalebi(a sweet indian dish)

think how our life and earth wud be without females... thanks to thy for beautiful creation of girlz,

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