a married man date a young lady in same yard until his wife caught him in d act n ask darlin why?he replid;bcos of taste

Boy;- oh! is din ka to me kabse intejar karta tha. Girl;- to mai jau? Boy;- nahi bilkul nahi. Girl;- do u luv me? Boy;- haan ,karta tha, karta hu ...

God decided it was time to end the world, so he called together those whom he considered the three most influential people in the world. President of ...

"This is a lesson in logic," said the old professor in the teahouse. "If the show starts at nine and dinner is at six, and my son has the measles, and...

Reactions of a Girl without a boyfriend: 1) Main nahi padti in chakkaro meine..! 2) Mere liye mere gharwale important hain aur unke saamne boyfriend...

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony.... On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde ...

Noughty Boy Boy: I bet i can make u say I Loveu. Girl: impossible. boy : ok, lets try........ say blue... girl : blue.. Boy: say pink.. girl:...

At school, Akpos was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them...

Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse, "I'm a professional. In over 20 years, I've never laughed at a patient." "Ok then," said Bob, and he proceed...

1.Dont be in a hurry to move out of your parents house. 2. Dont wait for a man before you start living.You can live a fulfilled life as a single ...

INTERVIEW PALAVA



Officer What is your name?

Candidate M P. Sir.

Officer Tell me prope...

Height of Good Luck....!... Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns. . . . . . Student: Who? Me? Teacher: Very good.....Sit down :D

im working on an invention ,a beverage that will make your urine glow in the dark .... do u think it has a chance of being a succsess?

A new vaccum salesman knockd on da door. A tall lady answerd it. B4 she cud speak, d salesman barged into da living room n emptied a bag of cow shxt...

LAUGH LINE (Phone rings)

Girl: Hello!

Boy: My love, how are you doing?

Girl: I am fine.

Boy: Will you be le...

Once Pawar, Vilasrao & Kalmadi were traveling in a helicopter Pawar drops a 100 Rs. Note & says I made 1 maharastrian happy Vilasrao drops two 5...

A Sardarji, a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime they...

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of t...

Computer science student is studying under a tree and another one pulls up on a flashy new bike The student under the tree asks, "Where'd you get that...

Akpors: i am HUNGARY Mom: why dnt u CZECH the fridge Akpors: ok, i'm RUSSIAN to the kitchen Mom: hmm-maybe u will find some TURKEY Akpo...