Zindagi toh bewafa hai ek din thukraegi, Maut hamari mehbooba hai hamesha saath lekar jayegi!*roses*

Usey pane ki koi aas nahi hai audience : lagta, hai gaheri chot khayi hai.... Ki Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai Vjah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai ...

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing beca...

Gp Tere Liye, gift-3 GrUnGePrInCe ko uska sasur jutey maar raha tha. . . -haha- . . Sonic ne pucha: Kyu maar rahe ho bechare ko? . ...

Kya pyaar mein aisa hota hai? Ke jisse dil chahe uss pe mar jaane ko dil chahta hai? Ke uss ke aansoo pi jaane ko dil chahta hai? Ke uss ke her ghum k...

Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai? Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna!

Ek joker ne logon ko 1 joke sunaya to sab log bohat hase Usne wahi joke dubara sunaya to kam log hase Usne wahi joke fir se sunaya to koi bhi na...

(WHAT IS EXAM-kasauti zindagi ki).(WHAT INCREASE AFTER SEEING THE QUESTION PAPER-dharkan).(REACTION OF A STUDENT-hey ram).(STUDENT START CHEATING-chor...

ek aadmi naukri karne ke liye bahar jata hai aur apni patni ko e-mail karta hai.wo e-mail galti se ek vidhwa ke pas post ho jata hai.e-mail padh kar v...

Teacher : vipul, Tum college kyu aate ho. -think1- vipul : Mam me yaha Vidhya ke liye aata hu. Teacher : to abhi s0 kyu rah3 h0 cla...

mila wo b ni karte mila hm b ni karte gila wo b ni karte gila hm b ni karte hame h tanhai ka dukh to unhe h ruswai ka gum shikayat wo b ni karte...

Girl: If u’ll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi. Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai. Girl: I know but formality to karni hi ...

Afaq to his s0n: Beta bada h0kar kya banega? -think- s0n : papa of c0z budha hi banunga. -lmao1-

GUL-: !n police station..Yeh tasveerein kin logon ki hain??? . . . POLICE-: criminals ki jinko Girftar karna hai... :P .... . . GUL-: Toh j...

agr apka bst frnd ye kahe ki wo pm me kisi se bat nai kar raha h to frnd ap ise kya kahege kya wo sahi kah raha h ya wo ap ko dhoka de raha h

Arju ye nhi ki gum ka toofan tal jaye fikra ye nahi ki aapka dil na badal jaye kabhi bhi mera sath chorna chahe to dard itna dijiyega ki jaan n...

Haris k ghar se hamesha hasne ki awaz ati thi zeus ne khushgawar zindagi ka raaz pocha toh haris bola: Maheen mujhay roz jute marti hai La...

THE_SPEAR_KING to Ginamarie in 2wap local train : Nice lipstic... .lipstic. Ginamarie : Thank you. THE_SPEAR_KING...

I am a writer, and I'm planing to travel to many places. Problem is am not taking my Laptop and I like writing with a pen and a piece of paper. What d...