Men r lyk lava lamps- fun 2 luk at bt nt too bright!

Wots da difference btwn a new bf and a dog? ..

After a year the dog is stil pleasd 2 c u..

Men r lyk horoscopes- they tel u wat they tink u wana no, bt r usually wrong.

U ladies b very CAREFUL oo NO competition OK

Plz rememba 'dnt talk nonsence' ooo it might hav an effect!

Girls rock!!

Girls haven,t got sense of humer,bt they only about latest fasion.if i find never a girl who,s funny -babe-

Men r lyk toilets either occupied or full of sh*t

Why do men like smart women? Ans: opposites attract

A man was given the job of painting white lines in the middle of a highway. The 1st day he painted 6 miles, the 2nd day 3 miles and the 3rd day 1 mile. When the foreman asked the man why he kept painting less each day, he replied: i just cant do any better. Each day i keep getting farther away from the paint can.

Actually girls needs us more than we need them!

Wanna met the -undertaker1-

U may wana egnor this bt url woman love us, even though we r nt intrested!

Ok,guyz nt al of u's,bt nw u get that guyz like da guyz in ma life,bt i take it al coz i alwayz hav da last laughbt if i meet da luv of ma life&get married ag jene, No Mercy, NoN @ A_L_L!

In a recent poll men were asked 2 identify womans ultimate fantasy. 97.8% respondents said womans ultimate fantasy is 2 have 2 men at once.
Most men do not realize that in this fantasy, 1 man is cooking and the other is cleaning.

In a recent poll men were asked 2 identify womans ultimate fantasy. 97.8% respondents said womans ultimate fantasy is 2 have 2 men at once.
Most men do not realize that in this fantasy, 1 man is cooking and the other is cleaning.

enchantingly nasty !!

My 6 husband was a psychiatrist all he ever wanted 2 do was talk about it.

My 7th husband was a help-desk coordinator he kept teaching me how 2 do it myself.